Question of the Day

[Content Note: Scatological humor.]What's your preferred euphemism for getting a bowel movement?Honestly, I've found nearly any expression more enjoyable than "getting a bowel movement," lol. "Going for a shit" is most likely the main one I personally use probably the most, even though the best I have heard, also it still makes me laugh, happens when Spudsy, covering his anxiety about shitting in public places, stated: "Maude forbid, if I am out in a bar and I must punch a irritated, I'll go the fuck home."Punch a irritated! *falls over laughing*