Joss Whedon for Mitt Romney (lulz)

Joss Whedon, author and filmmaker, a whitened, middle-aged guy, stands in the kitchen, talking with your camera, while doing little kitchen tasks.You realize, like lots of liberal People in america, I had been excited when Obama required office 4 years ago, but it is a really different world now—and Mitt Romney is an extremely different candidate: One using the vision and determination to chop through business-as-usual politics, and lastly put america back on the road to the zombie apocalypse.Romney is able to result in the deep rollbacks in health care, education, social services, reproductive privileges, which will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting—all crucial elements in developing a nightmare zombie wasteland.But it is his resolve for ungoverned, corporate privilege which will nosedive this economy into true insolvency and chaos—the type of chaos you cannot buy back. Cash is only a lot paper towards the undead.The main one percent will no more function as the very wealthy it will be the fast. Anybody who are able to run, fight, make explosives from household objects, or especially do parkour associated with a kind—you'll wanna stick to them. Unless of course they read Ayn Rand.Look, I do not make believe you begin to see the future. Nobody knows without a doubt if they will be the fast 4 weeks Later zombies, or even the old-school shambling kind. But they will be available. And they're going to need brains.So, whether you are a small company guy just attempting to keep his doorways open, just one mother so concerned on her son's welfare that she'll go to embrace him when he's clearly infected on and on to bite her, or perhaps a put up-out ex-military type who's been available too lengthy and it is using the type of damn fool chances that'll get all of us wiped out, you have to request yourself: Shall We Be ready? Shall We Be ready for that wholesomeness and courage of Mitt Romney's apocalyptic vision? Mitt's ready. He isn't afraid to manage a ravenous, grasping horde of sub-humans—'cause that's how he sees the indegent already.Let us all embrace the long run, stop pretending we love them about one another, and begin hoarding canned goods. If Mitt takes office, eventually, the Zomneys can come for people.Picture of Mitt Romney like a zombie on the campaign poster-like graphic, with "Zomney" completed in design for the Romney logo design, then the slogan "He needs brains." A voice-over states: "Taken care of through the committee to understand parkour, like really soon, like maybe have a class or something like that."[to Whedon in the kitchen, considering a cabinet filled with canned goods] Mmm, Junk e-mail features its own key.[H/T to Shaker Elky.]