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[Content note: racism, homophobia]Action News!:Hurricane Sandy will most likely come to be a Frankenstorm that could end up being the worst hitting the U.S. Northeast in a century if current predictions are correct. Stay safe, everybody!Leader Obama endorsed Washington and Maryland referenda along with a Maine initiative to legalize marriage equality. His campaign earlier introduced his opposition to some constitutional amendment in Minnesota banning equality.Listen to a different ad for Maryland's Question Six featuring Obama here.Obama also stated Ayn Rand is perfect for misinterpreted teens, not grown ass grown ups. (I paraphrase here.)But! It does not matter because Obama was created in Kenya and someone has proof! This is a video of Leader Obama's birth inside a Mombasa. Appears legit.Bishop Earl Master Jackson thinks gays have stolen all of the nice searching black males. Whoops! This really is essentially why the web was invented: How to become a Juggalo in Seven Steps. Thanks, Al Gore!Not news: John Sununu is really a racist douchebag.The 2nd installment of Atlas Shrugged had among the worst domestic openings ever for any movie in wide release. Whoops.Frosted Han Solo in Carbonite Pop-Tarts.